romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
galaxys4: [on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
herspanic: we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted
svvitzerland: wartortles: i hate those guys who use any opportunity to show off their abs
shadowfoxfire: kamerlort: do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse yes.
rabioheab: i do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them will.i.am
versacebitch: loungezombie: versacebitch: the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this